ʀ⭒.’s Reviews > His Obsession > Status Update

I ignore her obvious interest the entire time she checks me in. I’m used to the interest women have in me. I’m handsome, and I obviously have money. Little do they know, I’m not interested in settling down. I never will be. Once they know they can’t get their hands on my money, they lose interest.

Oh I wonder why, you have such a dashing personality

What the fuck was that?
I’ve never had my body respond to a woman in such an inappropriate setting. To make matters worse, it’s my buddy’s little sister.

Of course it didn't, and of course she is, how will the story progress otherwise? (yes I'm absolutely reading this to hate on it)

I swear, men want a standing ovation for every minor accomplishment. It’s a miracle he gets out of bed without a cheering section to celebrate the sheer effort it must take.

I like her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭