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“bronwyn rojas, i solemnly swear not to murder you today or at any point in the future. deal?”
“you’re ridiculous.”
“it concerns me you’re avoiding a promise not to murder me.”

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH KEKXKSJDJDKSKSKSKXKDMKDKDKDKDK

“i was going to apologize for stealing jesus from you.”

IM CACKLING THE WAY HE SAID IT SO OUT OF CONTEXT BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA