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Since Kat Dunn seems to have skimmed rather than studied Carmilla, a few clarifications:
1. Carmilla does not have chestnut hair, it’s a very dark brown, with something of gold in it.
2. Carmilla does not turn into a white cat, she turns into a giant black one.
3. Carmilla’s skin is not ashen, it’s rich and brilliant.
4. Carmilla’s eyes are not blue, they’re large, dark, and lustrous.
— Oct 16, 2025 04:27AM
1. Carmilla does not have chestnut hair, it’s a very dark brown, with something of gold in it.
2. Carmilla does not turn into a white cat, she turns into a giant black one.
3. Carmilla’s skin is not ashen, it’s rich and brilliant.
4. Carmilla’s eyes are not blue, they’re large, dark, and lustrous.
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The absolute absurdity that Little Miss Lives and Breathes the Austro-Hungarian Empire would leave her ancestral homeland in Styria for Sheffield, of all places. I have to laugh.
— Oct 16, 2025 01:00PM
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Oct 16, 2025 04:29AM
Also, Carmilla would never reveal the name of her family. And if she did, it would be anagrammed, not merely “Kernstein” for “Karnstein.”
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This is not the Countess Mircalla “Carmilla” Karnstein that Laura wrote an entire firsthand strangers-to-lovers Gothic account about — a situationship rendered with the most romantic and homoerotic descriptions ever to grace the English language. Every single page had my girl waxing poetic about Carmilla’s beauty like it was a form of worship, and she was so real for that!
My other issue is, so far, Kat Dunn’s Carmilla doesn’t exude the languid charm and unintentional hilarity of an old-world aristocrat eloquently insisting, “Oh, please ignore my strange and unusual ways — we Europeans are simply like this. You can trust me; I am of noble birth, after all.” She just screams vampire.

