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A FEMALE PASTOR OH MAGDALENE

Magdalene: I hate this cat
Also Magdalene: *takes him to the vet, lets him sleep in her bed, feeds and pets him, lets him follow her around*

ah yes they’re definitely going to “end wokeness” at three dragons by… *checks notes* installing a queer headmistress

Sam being like, “oh you think calling me Samatha makes you some sort of Miranda Priestly” Milena Mckay I know what you are.