Dave Stone’s Reviews > Blood of a Novice > Status Update
Dave Stone
is 20% done
I'm at 20% and I've almost quit this book 4 or 5 times.
Cliches, lazy tropes, Lines stolen from sitcoms, bizarre escalations, and scenes so out of place I was sure they were a dream sequence.
I can tell this guy watches a lot of TV
— Oct 18, 2025 04:23PM
Cliches, lazy tropes, Lines stolen from sitcoms, bizarre escalations, and scenes so out of place I was sure they were a dream sequence.
I can tell this guy watches a lot of TV
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Dave Stone
is 40% done
After all the clechés this book had at 20%...
The MC meets a pandaren on "Brewery" highway, quotes LotR with "pandarens are wasted on marathons, were natural sprinters", and then a wizard literally drops down from the sky and turns this into a Magical Academy book where the mean teacher is called Professor Worm.
— Oct 20, 2025 03:03AM
The MC meets a pandaren on "Brewery" highway, quotes LotR with "pandarens are wasted on marathons, were natural sprinters", and then a wizard literally drops down from the sky and turns this into a Magical Academy book where the mean teacher is called Professor Worm.

