katie (bard-maresh)’s Reviews > What On Earth?: An Alien's Guide to Fixing Britain > Status Update

“Therefore during the next global health emergency I will conscript the world's finest professional darts players to lead the vaccination effort.”

first message I received from my james (the aforementioned 'kell friend') this morning was '"if you bite me for no reason things will happen. and no I will not elaborate". and thats just like telling me not to push the big red button isn't it