David H.’s Reviews > Fangs for the Mammaries > Status Update
David H.
is 64% done
Sappy Meals - Silverman: Dealing with vampire fans
Fruit of the Vein - Diver: The mystery of the hot fiancee, as solved by the vampire.
Stick or Treat - D. Hoyt: Welcome to the vampire neighborhood.
Food Quart - Rosen: Vampire as night security guard at the mall. Meh.
— Oct 18, 2025 09:14PM
Fruit of the Vein - Diver: The mystery of the hot fiancee, as solved by the vampire.
Stick or Treat - D. Hoyt: Welcome to the vampire neighborhood.
Food Quart - Rosen: Vampire as night security guard at the mall. Meh.
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Long in the Tooth - Friesner: Amusing, with a vampire 'cougar' and how she fixes things in the end.
Bella and the Flying Lugosi - Underwood: The new family next door are vampires. The twist is easy to see coming.
Bait and Switch - Piziks: A private eye dissuades people from falling in love with vampires, and deals with her brother's situation.
— Oct 19, 2025 12:24AM
Bella and the Flying Lugosi - Underwood: The new family next door are vampires. The twist is easy to see coming.
Bait and Switch - Piziks: A private eye dissuades people from falling in love with vampires, and deals with her brother's situation.
David H.
is 83% done
Dazed and Confused - Sizemore: Started out good, but the crazy human is weaponizing a vampire's hypnotic abilities. Blegh.
Trampire - Bailey: The music jam scenes were awesome.
Vampless - Zettel: I felt like the author really captured a teen girl's voice in a society where every girl wants a vampire of her own.
The Goth Girl Next Door - Donahue: A somewhat messy story of monsters living a suburban life.
— Oct 18, 2025 10:27PM
Trampire - Bailey: The music jam scenes were awesome.
Vampless - Zettel: I felt like the author really captured a teen girl's voice in a society where every girl wants a vampire of her own.
The Goth Girl Next Door - Donahue: A somewhat messy story of monsters living a suburban life.
David H.
is 46% done
Miss White-Hands's Class Goes Shopping - Wentworth: Field trip at the mall gone wrong.
A Matter of Blood - S. Hoyt: A woman finds out that her PI boyfriend is a vampire.
Sarah Bailey and the Texas Beauty Queen - Martindale: The most frustrating episode of Househunters.
Family Matters - Levine: Helping a vampire refugee in high school.
— Oct 18, 2025 07:09PM
A Matter of Blood - S. Hoyt: A woman finds out that her PI boyfriend is a vampire.
Sarah Bailey and the Texas Beauty Queen - Martindale: The most frustrating episode of Househunters.
Family Matters - Levine: Helping a vampire refugee in high school.
David H.
is 23% done
(Yes, I'm aware of how ridiculous this book looks.)
Overbite - Nye: Vampire kids struggle with lies and acceptance and orthodontics.
"If Music Be the Food of Love…" - Nye: Vampire & his kid have the usual parent/teenager fight, sort of.
Soccer Mom SmackDown - Mandala: A vamped up soccer mom deals with her family's troubles.
Tecate for Hecate - Murphy: A Norse-vampire kid tries to undo his curse.
— Oct 03, 2025 07:56AM
Overbite - Nye: Vampire kids struggle with lies and acceptance and orthodontics.
"If Music Be the Food of Love…" - Nye: Vampire & his kid have the usual parent/teenager fight, sort of.
Soccer Mom SmackDown - Mandala: A vamped up soccer mom deals with her family's troubles.
Tecate for Hecate - Murphy: A Norse-vampire kid tries to undo his curse.
