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[12:04] JPL: Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world.

[12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)
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I cannot with this man
Oct 19, 2025 03:50PM
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Only an idiot would keep that thing near the Hab.

So anyway, I brought it back to the Hab.
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STOP I love this moron (highly intelligent astronaut with two degrees) he’s so unserious
Oct 19, 2025 05:38PM
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“He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?”
“I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”


LOG ENTRY: SOL 61

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.
Oct 19, 2025 02:34PM
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