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"Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and then it’s down the chimney."
Aaannnd that ruins the idea of Santa.
— Dec 09, 2016 04:00AM
Aaannnd that ruins the idea of Santa.
Crisanda
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"I gazed at his huge frame and tree-trunk thick arms."
Um. Tree trunk thick arms?! How is that even remotely sexy??
— Dec 09, 2016 01:47AM
Um. Tree trunk thick arms?! How is that even remotely sexy??
