DeeReads’s Reviews > Redneck > Status Update

"I knew all about the finer things in life. What mama hadn’t taught me I’d learned from books and now the Internet. I also knew that with my money I could go anywhere in the world, be anything I wanted. I just didn’t have any interest. The land was in my blood."

Don't do this T-Bone Riley?

"But I didn’t know the first thing about approaching a woman. One thing I do know, no more arranged marriage for me. This time I’m gonna do the picking and a choosing and ain’t it grand that my first time out I found me a gem." T-BONE was homeschooled... okay

"So some shyster with a little less money than me but what he considered better pedigree decided he could keep his family coffers full by marrying off his daughter to the redneck simpleton. People ought not to judge a book by its cover." Wrong move because T-BONE don't play that!