Joshua Anderson’s Reviews > Crime and Punishment > Status Update

I freaking hate being so smart and strong and sexy

I’m going to miss offshift

Has anyone heard the new Clairo

Makes dune look like a comic book

Bury me wit my kindle and my Glock

You’re telling me a penguin wrote this classic

1830’s ass male manipulator

It’s heating uppppp

I never want an author to describe me // some of these are absolutely brutal 😭 “his round puffy and slightly snub-nosed face had an unhealthy dark yellow hue”

Honestly not the easiest book to read when ur coworkers doing fuc all and the nurse has incorrectly labeled 9 TUBES IN A ROW NOW ON THE SAME PATIENT AND HAS THE NERVE TO BE MAD AT ME !? ME ??????