Laines’s Reviews > Looking for Alaska > Status Update

“That clears up things nicely.”
-Colonel

“I’m not pissed at you for letting her go. But I’m tired of you acting like you were the only guy who ever wanted her.”
-Takumi

“Hey, look at that. Pudge made a funny!”
-Colonel

I don’t have a quote for this. All I can say is WHAT. THE. FUCK.

“I lose. The best day of my life was the day I lost my virginity. And if you think I’m going to tell you that story, you’re going to have to get me drunker than this.”
-Takumi

“I’m sorry, Pudge. I wasn’t aware that someone was holding open your throat and pouring wine down it,”
-Colonel

“I hope you didn’t bring the Asian kid along thinking he’s a computer genius. Because I am not.”
-Takumi

“Because they’re compensating for their tiny little penises?”
-Pudge

Wow, they really just said “Yep, school court. That’ll work!” And honestly I love it

God, the chants in this book are so funny, and the fact that Colonel has been thrown out of so many games is astounding