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THE POSTCARDS

What is it with Lynn painter and throwing a big plot thing 50 pages before the end of the book

I WANNA THROTTLE BENJI

"Dinner at the rainforest cafe because she likes the sound of thunderstorms, then book shopping at B&N. #perfect date"

"Okay so maybe not my enemy, but he's a d*ck weasel who gossips like an old church lady"

"Are you saying twenty bucks can erase childhood trauma"?

"I shrugged like i had no issues with Bambi meatballs because I knew it was technically the same, right?"

"The boy is out here commiting crimes for you"

*gets ready to silently scream*
I shoulda seen this coming😭