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patrícia
is 72% done
Omg Phil is the sweetest 🫠🥹
”Hey,” he whispered. I glanced up to see him looking down at me, bolstered on his elbows, his eyes heavy-lidded with passion. “You cannot do it wrong, so stop worrying. I love everything you do to me. Even when we’re just holding hands or you’re kissing that spot under my ear, it turns me on.”[…]
“I don’t want to disappoint you.”
“Never going to happen.”
— Oct 21, 2025 11:29AM
”Hey,” he whispered. I glanced up to see him looking down at me, bolstered on his elbows, his eyes heavy-lidded with passion. “You cannot do it wrong, so stop worrying. I love everything you do to me. Even when we’re just holding hands or you’re kissing that spot under my ear, it turns me on.”[…]
“I don’t want to disappoint you.”
“Never going to happen.”
patrícia
is 65% done
😅😅😅😅
“Archimedes Kee!” an old lady in a pink pussy hat shouted. “I saw you last night talking to a ghost. My husband died two years ago. Can you summon him for me and ask him where the title to his Studebaker truck is so I can sell the piece of shit?”
— Oct 21, 2025 09:13AM
“Archimedes Kee!” an old lady in a pink pussy hat shouted. “I saw you last night talking to a ghost. My husband died two years ago. Can you summon him for me and ask him where the title to his Studebaker truck is so I can sell the piece of shit?”
patrícia
is 26% done
🥹📚🤌❤️
“I was hoping you were into guys.”[…]
“I am totally and only into guys.”[…]“And you want to share a stromboli with me?” He smiled tenderly at my incredulous tone.
“Yeah, you’re super cute. And smart. I might have taken Asian studies to be able to spend time with you.” […] Reggie gasped, squealed, and then did some sort of midair dance that might have been a waltz.
— Oct 19, 2025 01:12PM
“I was hoping you were into guys.”[…]
“I am totally and only into guys.”[…]“And you want to share a stromboli with me?” He smiled tenderly at my incredulous tone.
“Yeah, you’re super cute. And smart. I might have taken Asian studies to be able to spend time with you.” […] Reggie gasped, squealed, and then did some sort of midair dance that might have been a waltz.
patrícia
is 6% done
Already in love with ghost Reggie, a gay red coat dead since 1778 ❤️
”But seriously, Arch, that last shipment of romances was simply dreadful. Nary one throbbing cock to be found in one willing arse. Nothing but heaving bosoms and wet tuppies. Surely there must be patrons in this charming little shite-pot of a town who require a stirring arse reaming read to accompany them as they toss one off.”
— Oct 19, 2025 08:56AM
”But seriously, Arch, that last shipment of romances was simply dreadful. Nary one throbbing cock to be found in one willing arse. Nothing but heaving bosoms and wet tuppies. Surely there must be patrons in this charming little shite-pot of a town who require a stirring arse reaming read to accompany them as they toss one off.”
