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Me: We're a "she-fell-first-but-he-fell-harder" trope
Him: Are you saying I love you more? (We always fight about who loves who most)
Me: Yes, you love me more but I love you most
Him: So it's a "she-fell-he-fell-harder-she-hit-the-floor"
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Him: He lifted her up from the floor to prove it was him sitting on the floor

He understands my bookish tropes and says these things AHHH 😍