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capnlagoon is 47% done

“I want you too much so I have to ghost you for 15 days” head ass

— Oct 22, 2025 09:45AM

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capnlagoon is 91% done

I don’t want this to be over 🥲

— Oct 23, 2025 09:09AM

capnlagoon is 83% done

I relate to Scarlet so much. Aside from being a prodigy-level student athlete and brilliant future orthopedic surgeon, of course. I’m also much better at foreign languages.

— Oct 22, 2025 07:49PM

capnlagoon is 59% done

I’m having a great time. This is her best work imo.

— Oct 22, 2025 04:10PM

capnlagoon is 37% done

Yeah, this might have turned Hazelwood into an insta-read author for me.

— Oct 22, 2025 08:01AM

capnlagoon is 33% done

Thank you Sara for convincing me to read this. I love it.

— Oct 21, 2025 11:52AM

capnlagoon is 25% done

“Where’s Luke?” “Inside talking with about soccer… sorry, football. God, it’s so European in there. I had to get out before my dick turned into a bidet.”

Ali is genuinely so funny

— Oct 21, 2025 10:15AM

capnlagoon is 13% done

I can’t believe she just said “drip drip” 💀

— Oct 21, 2025 08:29AM

capnlagoon is 12% done

I CANT BELIEVE THIS DIALOGUE. I COULD NEVER BE SO BOLD.

— Oct 20, 2025 06:33PM

capnlagoon is 11% done

I refuse to believe Pen isn’t intentionally trying to put them together which does make her earlier apology feel somewhat disingenuous

— Oct 20, 2025 06:31PM

capnlagoon is 9% done

1) I love this so far
2) I’m so embarrassed by drunk Pen 😭