Sophia-Joelle McDowell’s Reviews > How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire > Status Update
Sophia-Joelle McDowell
is 55% done
Super fun, but also what am I reading? There are a few minor things I don’t think would fly as easily today. I don’t know how I’d feel if I heard someone say I walked like an anorexic panther for example…
— Oct 22, 2025 10:23AM
Like flag
Sophia-Joelle’s Previous Updates
Sophia-Joelle McDowell
is 60% done
Can you imagine finding out that you kissed a hot, nerdy, rich vampire and being like boo hoo poor me I had my tongue inside of a creature from hell? Excuse me ma’am. I’m not sure we can be friends.
— Oct 22, 2025 11:07AM
