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Pierre (pierrereads) is 7% done

Genuine question, are they 5? Fighting over who wants to join the swim team and the words don't you dare being uttered?

— Oct 22, 2025 03:56PM

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Pierre (pierrereads) is 63% done

"One down. Seven letters. First letter o. I've had a long day and I want her for dinner."
Holy fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHA it's so fucking stoopid and I love this book

— Oct 24, 2025 02:05PM

Pierre (pierrereads) is 55% done

You dumb bitch, why you swimming in the frozen cold lake, first of all, but why'd you stay there when you can feel someone watching you when you're all alone at the lake?
Please explain your poor decision making skills!

— Oct 24, 2025 11:54AM

Pierre (pierrereads) is 50% done

Okay but why is this book feeding my soul in the most unexpected of ways?
Like I'm having a blast, the vibes are vibing, the mood is set and I'm thoroughly entertained... What more could one ask for?

— Oct 23, 2025 02:39PM