Status Update

Punk is 5% done

"Cal takes another big, leisurely mouthful of sandwich, washes it down with a long gulp of beer, and wipes foam off his tache."

His what now? Is tache a thing people actually say?

— Oct 24, 2025 05:03PM

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Punk’s Previous Updates

Punk is 81% done

"a great big shiny dickswing of an iPhone"

— Nov 02, 2025 11:58AM

Punk is 59% done

Cal isn't accusing the kids (and his police department) of being woke, but it sure sounds like he wants to.

— Oct 28, 2025 05:46PM

Punk is 7% done

"Mart’s cookies are elaborate constructions of pink fluffy marshmallow, jam and coconut that, to Cal, look like something you would use to bribe a five-year-old in a great big hair bow into quitting her tantrum."

— Oct 25, 2025 03:39PM