Darius’s Reviews > Shadow Ticket > Status Update

Explaining that his client the Count belongs to a secret community of lampadophiles, or persons sexually attracted to lamps. “You may not have run across it that much in the States.”

“Only a beer drinker, Lino, but I’ll keep it in mind.”

“Plus, as any P.I. might add, that feeling that close by, just outside of sight, hearing, and the bounds of etiquette, at least one supply-room quickie is in progress.”