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"Mart’s cookies are elaborate constructions of pink fluffy marshmallow, jam and coconut that, to Cal, look like something you would use to bribe a five-year-old in a great big hair bow into quitting her tantrum."
— Oct 25, 2025 03:39PM
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Punk
is 59% done
Cal isn't accusing the kids (and his police department) of being woke, but it sure sounds like he wants to.
— Oct 28, 2025 05:46PM
Punk
is 5% done
"Cal takes another big, leisurely mouthful of sandwich, washes it down with a long gulp of beer, and wipes foam off his tache."
His what now? Is tache a thing people actually say?
— Oct 24, 2025 05:03PM
His what now? Is tache a thing people actually say?
