Sabrina’s Reviews > Pretty Monster > Status Update

so some guy is abusing his gf on the street and girl just wants her bf — who’s witnessing it all rn — to come to her and fuck ??? let him kill the bastard what’s wrong with you

i don’t think Nat needs to know all the details dude

“jesus christ, baby. you’re acting like i’m some kind of psychopathic serial killer.”

you know what, i’m not even gonna say anything lmao

“careful now. you’re gonna make me fall in love with you.”
“good. because i think im already there.”

🫠

“first name: alexander
last name: reid”

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

“he wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

i mean, he did punch you in the face for rejecting him though

“i’M aDdIcTeD tO mY sTaLkEr”

halfway through the story and that’s actually her neighbor she’s addicted to

(which makes me even more believe that he’s the stalker)

“I'm taking you out on Saturday night, and if you even think of telling me no, I won't hesitate to kick down your fucking door and drag you out by the teeth.”

okay but why am I smiling 😭