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“He cried because the other boys were bigger than he, and he was afraid of them.”

NOOOO ☹️

“What a pity! A young fellow that age tied to a woman of forty-five. He must be twenty years younger than his wife.”

God forbid cougars exist 😔💔

“Benjamin started; an almost
chemical change seemed to dissolve and recompose the very elements of his body.”
“It was first love.”

So cute 🥹🥹🥹

“Go down town and buy your son some clothes.”
“And a cane, father. I want to have a cane.”

I can’t 😭😭😭

“There sat an old man, apparently about seventy years of age.”
“That is most certainly your child.”

I genuinely want to know how this woman gave birth to a seventy-year-old 😭 I can’t even imagine giving birth to a regular child, let alone a fully grown adult—an elderly one at that. Outrageous.

“There sat an old man, apparently about seventy years of age.”
“That is most certainly your child.”

I genuinely want to know how this woman gave birth to a seventy-year-old 😭 I can’t even imagine giving birth to a regular child, let alone a fully grown adult—an elderly one at that. Outrageous 😭😭😭