Amber’s Reviews > Dating & Dismemberment > Status Update

“I’ve seen you hunt twice now. You’re sloppy. You make a spectacle out of yourself, flinging your arms everywhere like an octopus on meth. You know what you remind me of? One of those weird tall inflatable floppy guys you see on the side of the road at car dealerships. You’re not scary. You’re just a glorified rodeo clown in a cooler jacket.”