Chelsea Krulikoski’s Reviews > Iron Princess > Status Update

WHAT? WHY DID KANE JUST KILL RAFE, WHAT THE FUCK.

“Don’t bow to anyone. You’re a queen now, Princess.” Stop.

The speed dating scene is so funny

“He looks solemn. Like he would really hand me a knife to cut off his arm before he’d ever hurt me. A week ago, I might question whether that was true, but now, I have no doubt. Just like he wouldn’t hesitate to kill anyone else who hurt me. My man is fiercely protective.” HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM

“The only reason I’m not pulling this trigger is because she asked me not to. Apologize again and watch your fucking mouth.”

“No one talks to her like that. I don’t give a fuck who you are or how many cars you chop. I will bury you in your own backyard, motherfucker.”
Slay.

“It took me a few minutes to process the fact that a man who is probably more accustomed to handling bullets than paperwork was alphabetisiert my invoices. It has to be completely beneath him, and yet, he didn’t hesitate.”
He’s so soft

“Temperance Ransom has no idea how dangerous she is. Every man had one thing that could lead to his downfall. I’ve always been so fucking smug that I did. Until I met her.”
EEEEEEEE

Sprinkle sprinkle

“You’re a dick.” “You like my dick.” BAHAHAHAHAH