Shianne Taylor’s Reviews > Definitely Better Now > Status Update

My bank account is about as lacking as my love life. I couldn’t even afford a Natty Light, Rose.”

The kind of breakup from a love you thought would last your entire lifetime, only to find your heart ripped out with a spork by your former lover and placed on a silver platter with FUCK YOU written in ketchup

It is! I grew up there,” he replied. “Saw many a moose. They’re huge.”

Are you sure you aren’t half moose yourself?

Nothing said Netflix and chill quite like an orthopedic pillow and a wineglass of Ensure.