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Ugh that nickname gets me every time goddamn I love it

“Nestled between my globes” gave me the ick

“Greedy boys”
HOT HOT HOT

Okay I’m audiobooking this and all I have to say is the MMC’s voice is like Heath Ledger’s Joker but too slow and he’s not speaking in a normal pattern, but almost in like a Christopher Walken way??? It’s WEIRD OKAY