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Valen
is 18% done
“Maybe he should ask Ilya for Shane Hollander’s number. Shane was a fucking babe”
HAHAHAHA we were robbed of this scene
— Oct 28, 2025 07:56AM
HAHAHAHA we were robbed of this scene
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Valen
is 81% done
Dude sitting next to me on the train asked “what are you reading”?
Me: “it’s a book about… hockey” 🫠
Chat, do you own up when you’re reading queer smut in public?
— Oct 30, 2025 12:43PM
Me: “it’s a book about… hockey” 🫠
Chat, do you own up when you’re reading queer smut in public?
Valen
is 47% done
Not me tearing up at the emergency landing scene, I know they all make it but it’s so terrifying
Also knowing what Ilya is texting Shane in that moment, ughhhh
— Oct 29, 2025 10:32AM
Also knowing what Ilya is texting Shane in that moment, ughhhh
