Hailey’s Reviews > Dracula > Status Update

“She sleeps, and sleeps, and sleeps! She, who is usual so alert, have done literally nothing all the day” why is she kinda me coded

Bram Stoker sure loves men!

“I don’t care for pale people” bro said you need a tan

Ayeeee guys this is so cross over core rn they talking about nosferatu

This man rlly just said you can’t doubt yourself like I do… because your eyebrows lowkey be on fleek so I just know you can’t

“Why are men so noble when we women are so little worthy of them” bitch no tf??? Me when I have to remember this was written by a man in the 1890s 😔

Damn girl got 3 proposals when she was 19 couldn’t be me 😔

This reminds me a lot of Frankenstein

Bro is really ignoring every single possible red flag ever and I’m suppose to feel bad for him 😭