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Mine Mine Mine, also a good.

I Dream of C86 is. Another good one.

"One day we will simply disappear.
We will run out of the very stuff that gives us substance. We will have chucked it all away, buried it on a landfill site, washed it into the brown sea with the rest of our sewage.
We will slip, imperceptibly, into a translucent state, freak out a bit, and then fade from existence.
Fuckin' bring it on.
We deserve nothing more."

"My annual from 1973
had a four page feature on survival
how to make a camp
how to find roots and bugs to eat
how to find water
how to make traps and weapons
how to stay alive in a hostile environment

Spelt out in simple diagrams and monosyllabic vocabulary
And a funny cartoon about a kangaroo

Just what a three year old needs
when she's waiting for her mummy to sober up"

Guns Guns Guns is the best chapter of any book ever, such rhymes

"Passing a couple of simple tests and being given a metal badge and a gun doesn't make you Jesus."