Dani Trisha’s Reviews > The Mysterious Case of the Alperton Angels > Status Update

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

CHEESEANDCRACKERS

Idk what’s happening

“Nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing.” “I didn’t go missing David, the FBI knew where I was the entire time.”

Wow her aunt is trash

Gabriel you’re a quack

Okay but Oscar you low key suck

I mean if someone was like hey join our cult we have cake and we will take away your phone but you can read a lot id be like oh sign me up