Kelsi’s Reviews > The Things Gods Break > Status Update

AND NOW THE GUARDIAN?? BRO TRYING TO HURT ME.

No because I’m honestly still so upset hours later that her one father figure fuckin sacrificed himself come on bro. And you were a dilf?? Double homicide

I’m sorry why are we pissed at Lyra for Boone being impatient? Everyone knows that the time jumps come and go when they decide so she didn’t willingly stay away for a week or force Boone to go through a challenge alone??? When she tries to avoid them they chase her??? Is everyone fuckin dumb???

Girl you are about to PISS ME OFFFFF accusing hades of knowing you’d be trapped with his father like bye he is prophesied to end the world bc you’re taken from him. You obviously WERE NOT A SACRIFICE DUMB FHCK

Why is cronos… hot..?