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It is interesting that the Seanchan do bring order where they go. But I suppose authoritarians are good at that. Obey or die. Still, at least Morgase is free and freed herself of the Lion Throne as well.

Ah the fucking Seanchan. I also learned Seanchan is pronounced Shawn-chan and its fucking with my head. Either way, they are fucking evil. Worse, they’re not even darkfriends, well except Suroth, but they just represent the heinous evil of humanity, without the need for the Dark One’s meddling. As if Forsaken and Darkfriends werent bad enough. Ugh.

Wow, Valda is a scumbag. Raping Morgase. Fuck that guy. I hope Galad finds out and puts his head on a spike. Bastard.

A lot is happening… and yet a lot isnt happening. Rand and Min fucked, Sammael is planning to use the Shaido for mayhem, Nynaeve and Elayne have toh to Mat, and now they found the lady channeler brigade whom the Aes Sedai seemingly know nothing about. It’s reading fast? But goodness, the plot is coming to a standstill.

Oh Mat, following Darkfriends. Hell, he may even learn Carridin IS darkfriend

Oh great, so Aran’gar, formerly Balthamael is fucking with Egwene. Great! Im sure this will end well

Lan is on the hunt for Nynaeve Im swooning. I hope those two can actually be happy, a hard ask, I know but damn.

Ill be honest the recapping is a little annoying. First we had Dumai Wells from Sevanna’s POV, okay whatever, and now Egwene finding Moghedien gone again. Like do we need to revisit these things again?

Awe I love Perrin and Faile. I hear a lot of people hate Faile, but I dont. Yeah she’s an irritatingly possessive woman but I would be too bitch LMAO. Rand is spiraling towards the deep end of sanity which is concerning but hey, such is male channelers.

Well Colavere was dealt with soundly. Honestly kind of surprised.