CJ’s Reviews > Pumpkin Spice & Poltergeist > Status Update
CJ
is 70% done
"There was something so gentle and sweet about her, something slower
than the instant fire I’d had with Lou."
YOU SOMEHOW HAD MORE FIRE WITH YOUR EX??? IT'S BEEN BARELY A WEEK AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL???????? THERE'S NO GENTLE ABOUT THIS
— Nov 05, 2025 05:21AM
than the instant fire I’d had with Lou."
YOU SOMEHOW HAD MORE FIRE WITH YOUR EX??? IT'S BEEN BARELY A WEEK AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL???????? THERE'S NO GENTLE ABOUT THIS
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CJ
is 98% done
ANOTHER TIMESKIP TO THEIR WEDDING LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER THEY MET. THIS IS EXTREME U-HAULING. i suppose they didn't need to adopt a cat together first because the witch already had one....
— Nov 05, 2025 07:37AM
CJ
is 95% done
PROPOSING AFTER A YEAR OF KNOWING EACH OTHER. SAY IT AIN'T SO. and EVERYONE thinks it's good idea... fucking christ. also using the pet name "little witch" feels like if someone were to affectionately call me "little human" but whatever
— Nov 05, 2025 07:36AM
CJ
is 80% done
THEY'VE BROKEN UP WITH LESS THAN 40 PAGES OF BOOK LEFT? THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WEEK HELLO??? WE HAVEN'T EVEN SOLVED THE MURDER MYSTERY??????????
— Nov 05, 2025 06:03AM
CJ
is 76% done
"She was the sweetest fucking violin, and God, I loved playing her." thinking this during a sex scene..... you're insane
— Nov 05, 2025 05:54AM
CJ
is 71% done
THEY'RE FUCKING IN PUBLIC NOW. I FEAR THERE IS NOTHING SLOW AND NON-INSTANT ABOUT THIS.
— Nov 05, 2025 05:23AM
CJ
is 54% done
guys the review i am whipping up for this when i'm done is deranged. like unpredictable. you cannot imagine the thoughts i'm having halfway through this
— Nov 05, 2025 02:32AM
CJ
is 52% done
ugh i hate love at first sight. where's the yearning?? and why is this also a murder mystery????
— Nov 04, 2025 03:00AM
CJ
is 31% done
a vampire having anaphylactic shock?? like would she have died even??? are vampires not literally undead and an allergy is going to take them out? oh also the allergy is nutmeg? fuck stakes and fire etc. i guess. Nutmeg.
— Nov 04, 2025 01:24AM
CJ
is 18% done
"slightly queer vibe, like an Oxford professor and a Chapstick lesbian had a baby" love that this is.. what? girl who wears glasses and a blazer sometimes?
— Nov 03, 2025 04:56AM
