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What the fuck is a half dog half Pegasus and why did we name him fluffy Junior and why does he eat sticks and have zero brain function but is badass

Screaming and sobbing over how this scary man just shed tears over the scars from Alexis’ past even though he doesn’t know everything he loves her so fully and deeply I yearn

SEXY MAN IS A DRAGON? OK ACHILLIES YUM YHM YHM

Kharon makes me sigh dreamily

Bye Karen is so delusional leaving roses on pillows but she has to touch them to throw them away so bc she touched them he still has a chance? 😭

This book feels like I’m in a really bad hallucination. Raccoon with a finger gun at demons with wings and men cutting their ear off surrounded by post battle scenery to sew it to Alexis’s head since her ear was cut off. Like what am I reading

I love poco so much it hurts physically

HE SHOT MY WIFE? Standing ovulation or whatever