Lu Russo’s Reviews > Assassin's Apprentice > Status Update

the gayass shit the skilled can do is a trillion times gayer and more meaningful than any bullshit the locked tomb did jesus was there nothing 100% new on that crap lmaoooooo im pissing

i thought i was being a sicko who read way too much dennis cooper this year and was picking up Vibes that weren't there, and then the worst guy in the world asks plainly about the exact shit i felt. okayyy
[guy who is normal voice] my favorite part is whatever fitz, burrich and galen have going on between them

the way fitz talks abt how he likes how the fool berating him makes him feel special is so funny

me when the guy being trained to assassin ppl has to go out to assassinate ppl lol. also if there is ANY romance between him & the girl i'll bite someone UGH