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Rian *fire and books*
is 10% done
If this actually becomes a plot point I will gag
— Nov 07, 2025 08:01PM
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Rian *fire and books*
is 13% done
I’m soft DNFing this. I just can’t get past the rapist vampire being named Bob
— Nov 25, 2025 08:42PM
Rian *fire and books*
is 4% done
What I just texted my friend:
I just barely started the audiobook and you’re right, I’m not impressed so far. Firstly, the female narrator clearly was in an inferior sound booth cuz her sound quality is subpar to the male narrator. Secondly, we open with a (redacted) for the prologue and a (redacted) in chapter 1? Wtf is this? Intro to fanfic 101?
Literally 4% in and I’m annoyed. This is ridiculous.
— Nov 07, 2025 07:39PM
I just barely started the audiobook and you’re right, I’m not impressed so far. Firstly, the female narrator clearly was in an inferior sound booth cuz her sound quality is subpar to the male narrator. Secondly, we open with a (redacted) for the prologue and a (redacted) in chapter 1? Wtf is this? Intro to fanfic 101?
Literally 4% in and I’m annoyed. This is ridiculous.

