Lars’s Reviews > First Blood > Status Update

“The hot pressure of his anus.” Isn’t a line you read everyday, especially outside of an erotic novel 💀 I had to quadruple check I got it right loool

Oooo Orval clocked his ass

*insert 'boy that escalated quickly' .gif here*

"Where did they come from?" oh idk, maybe the Vietnam serving age kid served in Vietnam !!!! crazy good police work going on here