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"Actually, Tom Parker's already famously quite dead, so I needed a new persona. I was thinking I could take your name," he suggested. "Tom Marek?"
"That's very progressive of you," Vi said.
"Yeah, well, I've unfortunately been outed," sighed Tom.

"Yeah, I'm sad."
"Well," she heard from the doorway and jumped. "That just won't do, will it?"
And all at once the sun rose in her chest, warmth reaching her cheeks, her mouth, and confusingly, her vagina. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I mean, I had a lot of premarital sex."
"Plus he's a billionaire," muttered Vi, "and a Republican."
"Actually, he's not," said Raphael.
"Not what?" asked Vi, before remembering. "Oh, right. He's only a millionaire"
"Not a Republican," Gabriel corrected. (Tom looked away, apparently overcome by the shame of being outed.)

they’re CRAZY #DEMOCRATICKING

also death feeling love 😭😭😭crying

“I can’t win,” Death said.
“Well, not with that attitude,” replied Fox.

giggling he’s saurrrrr funny

fox u are soooo in the right like im on ur side ALWAYS but pls forgive the blonde man i BEG

IMMORTALITY IS EMPTY WITHOUT YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭fucking hell

i have ACTUALLY cried real tears at every single olivie blake book i have read

tears about to stream down my face good lord these gay men are pulling on my heartstrings

PAUSE. death taking brandts truths. this is SICK. OHHHHHHH MY GOD i’m ill im actually ill