Matt Herzog’s Reviews > Necronomicon: The Best Weird Tales > Status Update

bro [punching palm] bro youre so fuckin lucky you dont live in providence bro its incomprehensible cosmic horrors out here bro im talkin bro im talkin immaterial beings so spooky bro you wouldnt bro you wouldnt even believe me if i told you how spooky these old ones are man bro you gotta bro i