Phoebe’s Reviews > Half-Blood > Status Update

ffs

I want to strangle Alex so much.

Why is Hematoi capitalised, but not daimon?

I don't know what's funniest. "He exploded into a shimmery blue dust" or "I'd be super-pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin".

That awkward moment when you're too busy to think about your mother's murder.