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I stood at the head of your bed when they opened your stomach to get the bullet and your damaged organs out. I gave you sponge baths while you were drugged. I changed your clothes, changed your bedsheets, and help the nurse change your catheter when it got plugged. There isn’t an inch of your body. I’m not already familiar with.

This is the type of man I dream of. And all this explaining so he can bathe her.

FMC: You never would have kissed me so much if you really planned to kill me!

MMC: tell that to my late ex-wife.

These twoooooo!!!! Even though is a bit unrealistic at times I have to admit them being able to simply state facts like adults without drama is definitely refreshing.

First words from the MMC to the FMC:

You don’t need to sell yourself, malyutka.

😂😂😂

The romance is killing me 😂

Nah, this chick is hilarious and so far I absolutely adorbs grumpy and sunshine trope.

So far the MMC has this terms as runner up as to whom the FMC is or what she appears:

Homeless
Malnourished
Slovenly
A refugee
Domestic worker
Maid
Ah. She’s a whore!

Because THAT would make more sense 😂

Oh Mylanta! I laughed so hard at that last one!