Patricia’s Reviews > Jurassic Park > Status Update

NOT THE BABY VELOCIRAPTOR NOOOOO 😭😭😭 NO!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

So many barely coherent anti-science rants when what Malcolm is actually complaining about is much closer to capitalism and unchecked greed

Rexy bursting out of the tree line roaring... She is exactly who she thinks she is

Why are we bringing this severed limb along with us guys did we forget we're surrounded by blood smelling predators

OKAAAAY the bit where the computer started spitting out higher and higher numbers was delightfully scary

Grant liked kids-it was impossible not to like any group so openly enthusiastic about dinosaurs. He wondered what their fascination really represented. He decided that children liked dinosaurs because these giant creatures personified the uncontrollable force of looming authority. They were symbolic parents. Fascinating and frightening, like parents. And kids loved them, as they loved their parents.


Lmao

Wu remains the 1 constant across every single iteration in this franchise I cannot believe

“You like the part where John Hammond is the evil arch-villain?” Grant laughed. “John Hammond's about as sinister as Walt Disney."

Having a BLAST with this one

So far this is SO good when it's talking about dinosaurs and biopunk and SO condescending when it's talking about Costa Rica