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I don't insult your dick size, don't critique my typing.

"No, That's not what the internet does. We needed a specialized system that only pulls in relevant data. The Internet is all porn and white noise bogging down your search results and distracting you. This is like...the ad free version. No celebrity gossip, no political drama. No fucking cat videos. Just curated and relevant search results, what the internet was supposed to be before capitalism ruined everything.