GrangerDanger’s Reviews > The Bodyguard > Status Update

I don't want it to, but this is gonna turn into a hate read real quick.

Reminders to myself for later: I was just expecting this switcheroo of roles to involve a woman who was, if not a bodyguard like she says, a tough lady who'd slowly unveil her vulnerable side. What I'm getting is an insufferable fangirl who can't deal with surprises and is scared of cows.