Lindsay’s Reviews > The Lady's Guide to Well-Endowed Dukes > Status Update

ya im so fucking over this shit. (i love to be mad at it)

i should have just doomscrolled for an hour instead of reading this morning. he’s worried that his “truncheon” is too big for his fiancé. i’m actually so upset.

This is NOT the cover on my ereader. Please accept my apology. I didn’t know.