Status Update

Samantha is 53% done

“Call her ‘pet’ one more time, and it will be the last word you ever speak”

🗣️ TELL EM, DADDY DEATH!!!

— 19 hours, 26 min ago

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Samantha’s Previous Updates

Samantha is 99% done

aaand my theories were wrong ☠️

— 15 hours, 55 min ago

Samantha is 54% done

NOOOOOOOO 😩😩😩

— 19 hours, 20 min ago

Samantha is 47% done

EIGHT YEARS OLD?? 😭😭

— 19 hours, 58 min ago

Samantha is 32% done

— 21 hours, 49 min ago

Samantha is 18% done

i have theories!!! they're probably incorrect—but i have theories nonetheless!! 🤣

— Nov 12, 2025 12:21PM

Samantha is 15% done

the banter is giving me lifeeee

— Nov 12, 2025 10:32AM

Samantha is 6% done

putting everything else on hold because this book is already so freaking good. I AM HOOKED.

— Nov 12, 2025 08:54AM

Samantha is 4% done

OH HELLO. WHO IS THISSS 👀

— Nov 12, 2025 08:39AM

Samantha is starting

am i reading 5 different books right now? yes, yes i am.

— Nov 12, 2025 06:51AM

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