Danielle’s Reviews > Heartless Sky > Status Update

Congratulations to our dirty 30th sweatpants!

Add 6 sweatpants for our highest record

This book is about 1001 pages and we’ve spent EIGHT OF THEM talking about PUBES I wish I could make this up

22 sweatpants

+2 sweatpants

THIS BOOK IS 900 pages IF YOU EVER SUBMIT 900 PAGES YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR EYELASHES RIPPED OUT ONE BY ONE WHO ALLLOOOOOWED THIS DRIVEL I AM FILLED AITH RAGE

Sweatpants 18 is foreplay sweatpants can someone go back in time and unteach me how to read

I think it’s also important to note that sweatpants 17 came in the middle of a long chapter about dijazzling and I’ll let you wonder about what that is and why you would want to read such fine literature

I think it’s 16? I’m really only reading to keep the sweatpants count this book sucks and does not need to be this long

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