Harley Kruger’s Reviews > Confessions of an Alli Cat > Status Update

Well, consider me freaking out. I started to think that Alex is Colby/Shade's father and how funny that is going to be once that is revealed. Now, however, I am panicking at the bigger picture... like she can't be Colby/Shade step-mom but she cant be her boss' almost daughter-in-law..... WHAT OS GOING OM

I seriously feel as if I will have an aneurysm if this whole Rick-and-Vanessa drama doesn't get properly slapped across the twat and balls!! That wretched women wants Sophie to be her bridesmaid and Rick has the audacity to call Alli and blame her for the reason Sophie yelled at that conniving gold-digging whore of a fiance? OH HELL NO

Seriously, I love ALL authors who can write my cheeks to blush blush blush. That's all I want! I am greedy for my cheeks to quickly flush with come-hither humor and so on!!

Falling for Shade, I repeat I AM FALLING FOR SHADE!! Is this because I am still in my early 20's?? IDK. SOMEIONE EXPLAIN

DYING, ABSOLUTELY DYING OVER SHADE BEING SOPHIE'S SWIM INSTRUCTOR!!!!!!!!!

Rick the Dick's new fiance Vanessa. Wretched Woman. AWFUL.