Drew Dietz’s Reviews > Shadow Ticket > Status Update

as a copy writer I think the name “Ace Lomax” sounds like a super absorbency tampon brand and like not an organic one, like very bleached

lamp-o-philes?? WHAT! and the Soviet’s wanted to use the paranormal as a tool of war?? WHATTT???

is this forreal gona be about a dairy mob? gotta give TP some kudos cause cheese gangsters is a great plot